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18 October 2012 @ 03:55 am
I've done quite a lot of research into this and it's still a bloody mystery. I've come to the conclusion that no one knows. It's an awkward thing, isn't it? A new blog.

When looking at other peoples first posts, I realised fairy quickly that they all1 fit into one of three categories:

The Awkward Blogger:
"Um, so hi, I guess"
"Hey guys, I don't really know what to write, lulz"2

The Business Men:
These are the bloggers who just go for it. They don't have an introductory post which states that the blog is new, they simply tell you about their day or discuss an important topic. They get straight down to business.

The Ramblers:
The one's that tell you everything.
From their shoe size to their favourite topping of pizza. All information is shared. Great for a stalker — not such a great read.

1 Meaning most. Mine, obviously, does not.
2 Rule number one: I don't like the word lulz. If I could double-italic the "word", I would.